That’s something we all needed to know.
I’m sorry, but can vampires still get boners? Being dead weight and all.
Bigger than a necklace.
That’s something we all needed to know.
Not impressed. Sorry.
Wasn’t trying to impress. Just stating facts.
All I hear is talking but I don’t see you leaving.
Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them.
No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out.
Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating.
Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?
I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you.
You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet.
Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse.
You’re a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?
Demons. Vampires (ones that already make you look wimpy). Angels. Shapeshifters. Tricksters. Ghouls. Ghosts. The list goes on.
Not impressed. Sorry.
Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them.
No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out.
Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating.
Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?
I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you.
You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet.
Vampire or not, you still look wimpy. I can’t be afraid of that. I’ve seen worse.
You’re a necklace. What have you ever seen outside the breasts of some girl?
Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them.
No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out.
Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating.
Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?
I already you. I’m not an necklace anymore. I would like to keep my heart inside of me thank you.
You don’t seem that afraid of me. Maybe it’s because your tiny brain hasn’t developed yet.
Who are you?
I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.
What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?
It’s…
*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry
Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please.
But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all.
Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them.
No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out.
Well don’t do that. I need it for drinking and eating.
Or I can just rip out your heart. What does a necklace need with a heart?
Who are you?
I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.
What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?
It’s…
*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry
Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please.
But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all.
Shit you’re not one of those fucking angels are you? I’m tired of meeting them.
No. I’m a vampire. An original. I could rip your now ‘completely human throat’ right out.
Who are you?
I’m Samulet. You can call me Sam for short.
What kind of name is Samulet? Did your parents have a death wish or just loathed you?
It’s…
*Laugh* I’m not friendly. You have no idea who you are talking to, you piece of jewelry
Well you look like a pretty wimpy guy who needs friends so that’s what I guessed. I’m completely human now, try a different insult please.
But I’m not completely human. *smirk* In fact, I’m not human at all.
